*Sneaks back in*
Yeah.. I know. I have been AWOL and have well and truly gone off the grid. Well, at least you thought I did. I’m sorry! I’m so busy with work… and TAFE… and…
videogames like FFXIVARR other important things that my poor, defenseless blog has been left to wither in my absence! Fear not, my lovelies! I am here, I am not queer but if the right lady came along.. and I guess I may as well post. Haha, it’s late – don’t hold this post against me.
It’s been a long time since I went on a little ranting spree pertaining to all the things I hate or.. at least dislike. I know – I can be a real negative bitch sometimes, but I find this to be like cheap therapy really. Consider it my own ‘Leanna Rampage’ preventative measures. Look at me – looking out for all those that could potentially become caught in the Sharknado that is me on a bad day. So, here it is – Leanna’s Annoyance Rant… number 2? Maybe 3.
People that walk into a ’14+’ clothes store and get annoyed that our sizing is plus size.
Honey – I don’t walk into a store that I know stocks sizes from 6 -12 and go on about how I can’t find any clothes the size of a family tent that will fit me. So.. think twice before you walk into a PLUS SIZE store and complain that the jeans you try on could accommodate you, your husband and those two snot nosed deviants wiping their noses on that $200 dollar dress.
People that pick an intellectual fight with someone, but don’t take the time to use spell check.
I am all for Facebook and it’s ability to make everyone voice their often hilarious opinions – it’s great. It allows for debates and discussions and that is always a great thing! My only problem is when someone decides to write a wall of text pertaining to their chosen topic… and it is full of errors and I can’t bear to read it. I am by no means a great writer- and my grammar is atrocious. But.. Spell check. Use it? Please?
Stores that sell exercise clothes that only go up to size 12.
This isn’t a jab at clothing stores that sell exercise gear – skinny girls deserve to look fabulous while smashing it out at the Gym. What I don’t get is why there are no hot exercise outfits for fatties. Shouldn’t that be a prominent selling point? Look good while you look those kilos at the gym? I personally could not be bothered working out while wearing the tent that passes as plus sized gym wear.
Pregnant people who get all up in your face about the parasite currently residing in their lady parts.
Yes, yes. I hate pregnant people. I know. I’m a horrible person. it’s just that i am really, really jealous of people, and when you rub it in… I secretly hope you give birth to the Antichrist. Please – stop rubbing your belly and telling me how fulfilling it is to know that you have created life. You forgot to use a condom.. and it is rumored that you don’t know the father. Obviously the creation of life isn’t as hard as you make it out to be. Good luck with the demonic spawn.
I don’t know what the hell was going through the Lord’s mind when he decided to bless women with parts that bleed every month, but thanks. You’re a real champ. Not to mention I am considering stabbing my lover in his sleep because he got a little too close to me – yeah. I get PMS kinda bad. Thanks for that as well.
Girls that assume the entire male gaming population wants to ‘get in their married with children’ pants.
Oh my God, shut the fuck up. Seriously. I am often the first in line to put on the whole ‘Oh no. I am an innocent girl who needs help running this big, bad instance! Whatever will I do!’ so that some random guy runs me through the instance in the hopes that he could get into my E-pants and become some kind of twisted boyfriend/girlfriend thing. But, let me say this. I don’t assume everyone wants to get into my pants, and it pisses me off when girls instantly assume that the entire make gamer population wants to fuck them.
That person that seems to always give compliments that seem to be insults in disguise.
“Oh, that dress really flatters your figure – you have loads of curves. ” Oh thanks, I think it looks goo– what? What did you say? Loads of curves? I hate you. Why’d you have to do that. And the worse thing is, you can’t pull them up on it because then you look like a bitch if it was sincere.
People that are completely ignorant on a topic, and fall back on ‘religious fanatics’ to sound remotely intellectual.
If you are going to play with the big kids and make an argument on a topic that you have no idea about, open up google and read up on it. Because you look like a giant douche when you bring religion into it to sound smart and you are completely wrong. Yes, religion plays a part in a lot of taboo topics, but to use it as your go to argument is really stupid. More so when you are very, very incorrect. Yes, we are all laughing at how completely stupid you are. Go.. read a book or something.
I’m sure I have more..but it is 1 in the morning and I have work
in the morning in mere hours.